AHH! The Audacity's Horrific Horrors

Sip In a haphazard grab at eternal life for the short-lived May, Xan gets reeled in by a killer pyramid scheme. Will either of them survive? No. The answer to that is no, they won’t.

Bite May, nostalgic for Earth carnivals, insists on visiting a shitty carnival on a distant asteroid, but when she and Xan get there, they find it abandoned. keen for an adventure, May breaks in to explore the empty park, which is exactly what the remains of the carnival staff want.

Glug A hungover, three-faced, angelic messenger of Blitheon is May and Xan’s only hope for survival when a weekend of intergalactic indulgence leads to a sticky situation aboard the Audacity.

Reviews:

"I love this snack of adventure and horror! Some great lines and a memorable episode. These shorts are great for waiting in lobbies or therapy for that one time at a carnival..." - Bite review

"I was worried about reading this short without having read The Audacity first but there was no problem at all. Everything made sense and the characters were likeable." - Bite review

"Get a glimpse at the price of everlasting life in this humorous, bloodthirsty tale of friendship and vampires! Fantastically written, filled with fun and gore - do yourself a favor and check it out!" - Sip review

"SIP is fabulous! A spacey Simpsons Treehouse of Horror. Sip allowed me to ignore the canon of my own life and settle into a wonderful short read. Loved it." - Sip review

"Follow May and Xan on a terrifying adventure that's chock full of oozing goo that threatens everything they hold dear! An entertaining, well-written short story (as to be expected if you're familiar with the Audacity series) and a must-read for fans of suspense, friendship and the almighty Blitheon!" - Glug review